Some explanation of the title of my blog is in order. Squirt is a feral tomcat who figured out the cat door. I think he’s been tortured (his tail is a mess) so he avoids people. But he likes the food, a particular pillow on the couch (I’ve had to cover the couch to protect it), and being around the house. We can’t touch him but he watches wistfully as we pet our cats. I think he wants affection but doesn’t know how to trust. Or maybe that’s wishful thinking; he’s probably thinking I’d make a good meal. I think I’d prefer not to die when Squirt’s around. Anyway, I feel sorry for him, except when he spraypaints our house with urine, and I admire his adaptability. I’ll work on gaining his trust until I can cut his fuzzy little nuts off. Until then, I’ll keep my ammonia bottle and kneepads handy for clean-ups. The Daily Squirt will try to reflect my impression of the cat himself. Cautious, adaptable, amusing…and sometimes it’ll stink on ice. Keep your ammonia bottle and kneepads handy.
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We grabbed a cup of coffee and a pastry on our last morning on the American Countess. Our luggage was outside, waiting to be put on a bus. We’d tried to buy Graceland tickets through the cruise company but we were too late. So we took the bus to the airport. Gordon took advantage of airport WiFi to buy our own tickets to Graceland. What we saved buying our own tickets paid for our rental car so we made out like bandits. We drove around Memphis for an hour to get the feel of the place. It’s green and lovely. There are paddle boats moored on the river but we’d had enough paddle boats. We drove down Beal Street but it was closed. From the trash being cleaned up it looked like there’d been a big Saturday night. We figured out where Graceland was then drove back to our hotel. Gordon had booked us into a converted train station. We were early for check-in but hoped they’d let us store our luggage. The desk clerk said our room was ready and we could drop off our stuff. So we did. Then we went back to Graceland.
I’d seen seen pictures of the outside of Graceland so the Southern Plantation look of it wasn’t a surprise. Lovely exterior. The interior was a museum of 70s kitsch. I thought it was a little weird but, let’s face it, the 70s were a little weird. One interesting thing: Elvis had carpeted some rooms and hallways with dark green shag carpet–including the walls and ceilings. (I think we had the same carpet in our Hollywood apartment many years ago). Anyway, I thought it was tacky until if occurred to me that there wasn’t much available for home acoustics in the 70s. Elvis did a lot of recording in his house and the shag carpet muffled any echoes. Elvis jury-rigged his own sound proofing. Rather ingenious. We weren’t allowed upstairs per Elvis’ life-time request. He wanted SOMEPLACE private.
We went outside and toured the stables and paddock where a few horses are still kept. The tour ended at Elvis’ grave. He’s buried on-site with his parents and other family members. It’s very touching. Then we went across the street to see the other exhibits.
There are about five buildings devoted to different aspects of Elvis’ life. One building displayed his cars (and he had a lot of them), one building showed his costumes, one building detailed his early years, including his time in the military. We didn’t go through all the buildings. It was interesting but we’d been looking at Elvis stuff for hours. One observation: I’ve been told all these years that Elvis was an idiot. I don’t think that’s true. When you listen to taped interviews Elvis comes off as rather clever. He could handle all the ‘gotcha’ questions from a hostile media when he was only about 22 years old. And you don’t accomplish what he did before his death at age 42 by being an idiot. Think the media gives him a bad rap.
We toured Elvis’ private jet and private 707 and called it quits. I’ll probably never go back to Graceland but I’m glad I saw it once.
We went back to our train station for a nap before going to Central Bar-B-Q for dinner. It’s a local institution and was highly recommended so we walked over. On the way we read an historical marker about the Memphis Massacre. Don’t remember the date but it was a horrifying account of an attack on the local black population. Something like that tends to kill the appetite but we had to stand in line so long we got hungry again.
Gordon ordered the ribs and I ordered a pulled-pork sandwich and we shared. We also split an order of nachos just to see what they were like. We couldn’t finish it all, there was just too much food, but it was delicious. I ordered a local craft beer and that was good too. I enjoyed the ambiance although it was obvious we were the only Yankees. It was strange being the one with the funny accent. We walked around the historic neighborhood which is in the process of being restored. The trolley went past our hotel but we never took a ride. We probably should have.
We wandered around our train station hotel before bed. It still had the bumpers that stopped the trains from running into the place. There were lots of historic markers to read. I got a kick out of the place and Gordon loves trains, so he was in hog heaven.
Next morning we went across the street to the Arcade Restaurant. There was a line around the block the previous evening so we figured the food was good. Gordon got hash browns with his eggs and he ordered them extra crispy. They deep-fried the hash browns for him and he said they were perfect. The Arcade has really good food and the neon on the exterior is spectacular.
We spent the rest of the morning at the Civil Rights Museum. The Lorraine Motel, where Martin Luther King was staying when he was killed, has been saved as has the boarding house across the street where the shot came from. There is a huge wreath on the balcony where King died. The attached museum details the civil rights struggle and the notables of that struggle over the years. It’s a sobering exhibit. This country has been through some times. Fortunately, we’ve always had strong people who were up to the challenge. The final exhibit was the boarding house across the street. They have the rifle and scope that was used to assassinate Dr. King on display. Or maybe it was just the same model of the rifle used, I don’t remember. It was a little macabre but it really brought the ugliness home. We were allowed to stand in the room where the shot came from. And we read about the hunt and trial of the killer. Not exactly a feel-good morning but it’s important US history. We were thoughtful when we left.
We had a few hours before we had to catch our plane so we went downtown and toured the Fireman’s Museum. We tried to get in the historic churches but they were closed due to the pandemic. I wanted to go to the Peabody Hotel and see if the ducklings were walking through but I was too cheap to pay to park–especially for ducklings who probably weren’t even there. We went to a huge Bass Pro shop on the way out of town. Supposedly, it was designed as a sports arena but funding went to pieces and by the time they started completion it was considered too small. So Bass bought it and it’s become a hotel, restaurant, and retail store. It’s full of fishponds and all sorts of other little treats. We were told by a salesman that it’s become a tourist destination. I believe it. The place was packed.
It was time to drop off the car and catch our flight which was uneventful. The cats were glad to see us–well, Gracie was glad. George pouted a bit. Good thing we can bribe him with food. It was good to be home.
Would I take the trip again? Maybe. The boat was perfectly appointed (game room, exercise room, snack room), there was always something to do, and the cabins and bathrooms were huge compared to other cruises I’ve taken. And being able to sit in a rocking chair as the Mississippi floated by was an experience in itself. That’s a spectacular river. The only problem was the food service. They were under-staffed and had to follow some ridiculous CDC rules. The food was good, when we could get it, but I still get slightly irritated when I think of the struggle to get basic things–like butter. The Battle of the Butter was almost a daily annoyance. And I didn’t like having to sit at the same table every night. If you got a clinker, like Horrible Henry, you were screwed. But except for meal time I enjoyed myself. Maybe the food situation will be straightened out. We were one of the first cruises allowed after the pandemic and they were still getting organized. But I enjoyed my time in the South. I’ve never spent any time there before. Quite an education.
Our next stop was Vicksburg. We didn’t even go downtown; they took us directly to the National Cemetery where only Union soldiers are buried. Well, that’s not entirely true; one Confederate got into the mix somehow and got planted in the wrong cemetery. There was a Confederate flag on his grave to show the difference. I don’t know why they don’t dig him up and put him in the Confederate cemetery. He’d probably be happier. And showing a Confederate flag anywhere will get you in trouble these days. But there he lies with his lonely little flag. We never got to see where the Confederate soldiers were buried. That’s not a national park. Anyway, the tour was quite educational. There were markers where the two sides had cannons pointing at each other–sometimes only 50 feet apart. Each Northern state who lost personnel in the battle has a large memorial. And they lost a lot of lives. The guide says they still dig up mini balls in the fields. But Vicksburg was important because it was the turning point of the Civil War. When Grant took Vicksburg the South was blocked from getting supplies and munitions. They were cut off from the world. But it was horrible for the town; people starved to death in the siege. One interesting note; Grant came up from the south on the Mississippi. He had to get supplies and soldiers to the north of town to surround the Confederates. The captains of the ironclads hugged the shore closest to the Confederates. The Confederates were on high ground and when they pointed their cannon down at the ironclads the cannonballs just dropped out. So the boats passed largely unscathed. It’s funny when you think of those cannons pointing down and the balls dribbling out. But it worked. And Grant became a hero. What a time this country has had.
We stopped at the closed Visitor’s Center to pee. Always have to keep the bathrooms open for the tourists. A resurrected ironclad was on display. They think the boiler blew and that’s what sank it. What I found interesting were the rails welded onto the front of the boat. The original iron slabs only protected the center of the boat where the boiler and paddlewheel had been placed (not the back, like our boat). Sherman was tearing up the railways so the soldiers took the iron rails and patched them on the front for more protection. Ya gotta love Yankee ingenuity. But it looked a little odd.
We toured a train museum and an Army Corps of Engineers exhibit about the methods used to corral the worst excesses of the Mississippi. Then we went back to the boat. It was the usual dinner and a show but I didn’t get into any trouble and I got my bun and butter.
The boat didn’t stop the next day because they had to make up the time they lost fixing the gangplank. So a series of lectures were presented to keep us out of the bar. The popular girl singer from our nightly entertainment had a Q & A. She was asked where she got her training and she mentioned where she’d gone to college and that she’d done a season of summer stock in South Dakota. Well, my ears pricked up at that. There are only two summer stock programs that I know about so I raised my hand and asked which company she’d worked with. She said, “Prairie Repertory”. And I said, “So did I!” Well, it was old home week. She did Rep in the 2014 season when the kids had air conditioning and showers and I told her I was in the third season “when we were putting on shows in a barn”. Some of the other audience members had done theatrical summers and we giggled about Boone’s Farm and Ripple, the only booze we could afford. The girl said, “Oh, I didn’t do that. I wasn’t 21.” And I said, “Neither was I.” And us duffers snickered together. I think people my age were more adventurous in our youth. Or dumber. Whatever. Anyway, she said she didn’t pursue any union affiliations because she wouldn’t get any work. True. All equity touring companies are shut down and the actors are starving to death. She made a good choice. And it seems like a nice job. She doesn’t have men pawing her. And that’s worth a lot.
The boat skipped our scheduled stop of Greenville where we would have seen the B.B. King museum but they’d made up enough time to stop at Helena, an old town that’s home to a blues festival. The town is almost dead. They’d had a tornado the year before and were trying to recover from that. And then the pandemic hit…It’s hard times in Helena. And that’s too bad; there’re a lot of lovely old buildings waiting to be repurposed if they could get some industry there and get some population back. We toured the train museum and the town’s history museum. There was a copy of a Mark Twain novel, signed by Twain himself. There were lots of interesting things to look at but the best part was the large tabletop representation of the town and the battle positions of the soldiers during the Civil War. The docent gave a great lecture about how many towns voted to stay in the Union but were dragged along into the Confederacy against their will. Apparently, Helena didn’t put up much of a fight when the Union came through. But they suffered when they had to shelter Union soldiers in their homes. At the end of the lecture I was surprised when the docent claimed, “The one person who single-handedly did more damage to the South than anyone was John Wilkes Boothe.” And this from a Southerner! He said that Lincoln and Grant were trying to re-unite the country and help the South recover when Boothe put Johnson in office. And then all hell broke lose. He said the South didn’t begin to recover from the Johnson years until after the turn of the century. From what I’ve read I have to agree.
We had a mint julep at the bar and one final dinner and show. We had to pack and have our luggage outside our cabin door so we could catch our bus by 7 the next morning. They wanted us off so they could clean up the place and set sail by 3 with another boatload of passengers. We said goodbye to the people we liked and went to bed early.
The American Countess was tied to two saplings at Natchez. I was a little surprised that two little trees could stop that big boat from moving but they did. Gordon and I had breakfast in the main dining room. Our pancakes and omelets took forever, of course, but the food was quite good. I appreciated the fact that the portions were kept small. We ate three times a day so I was never hungry but I didn’t gain weight either. I was also pleased that I actually got refills on my coffee without pitching a fit. Things were looking up.
We checked out bikes after breakfast. Gordon asked if he should adjust my seat but I didn’t want to waste the time. I should have wasted the time. The seat was so high I couldn’t put a foot down when I stopped, I went into a controlled fall. But I muddled along. We walked the bikes through Under Natchez which, in earlier days, was the home of brothels and bars. We climbed a steep hill to Upper Natchez where the rich folks lived. We had to be careful at the top because we had to share the narrow sidewalk with pedestrians. I didn’t hit anybody or impale myself on the picturesque wrought-iron fences but I was glad when we hit the street. Natchez is a charming town but the pandemic took a toll. Lots of For Rent signs. We rode for an hour then went back to the boat. The trip downhill was much faster and a lot more fun.
That afternoon we were driven around Natchez and were told about the County building which withstood a cannon assault by Union troops in ironclads on the river. We saw a mansion that was a dead ringer for the Haunted Mansion in Disneyland. I asked the guide if that’s where Disney had gotten the idea and she didn’t know. She did say that Hollywood did a lot of location shooting in Natchez and brought a lot of much needed money to the community. She said a director (can’t remember his name) fell in love with Natchez and restored an historic home where he spends a few month a year. We toured a mansion that had been restored by the Ladies Garden Club. Actually, it’s now just the Garden Club. The nice man who led the tour said after slavery was abolished the ladies needed someone to do the heavy lifting and contribute financially so the organization went co-ed. He was a proud member. War does change things. One of the elderly docents (the docents each had their area) had been a cook for the family before the mansion had been sold and used as a private school. She had fond memories of living and working there. The next stop on the tour was Magnolia House. We only got to view the public rooms because the mansion is now a hotel but the grounds were lovely and they gave us itty-bitty mint juleps. You had a choice if you wanted booze. Gordon just took the sugar water and mint leaves but I opted for bourbon. It was delicious.
We went back to the boat and enjoyed the sunset from the top deck. We took a few laps around the third deck to work up an appetite. I was told seven laps made a mile. I’ll take their word for it. There were quite a few of us doing laps. We had lots of time because the gangplank on the ship broke. The American Countess is new construction and they’re still working out all the bugs. We watched two HUGE cranes trying to lift the thing so they could fix the rigging but couldn’t watch the resolution. It was time to eat.
Dinner was a little less aggravating. I’d learned that our server’s name was Francesca so when she sailed by with buns or wine I called out, “Francesca, can I have (whatever she had)?” She apologized for ignoring us but we got our wine and buns (with butter!) in a timely manner. So the only problem left was Horrible Henry. He was pontificating and and I disagreed with him at one point. He pointed at me and said, “Well, I’m going to tell you…” And I snapped back, “You have nothing to say that I’m interested in hearing.” And I continued my conversation with the Falls Church lady. That stopped the idiot dead. We all continued out conversations without him interrupting and monopolizing. Even his wife ignored him. Thus ended the reign of Horrible Henry. He modified his tone with us although he bullied poor Francesca. He insisted in ordering off the menu. He didn’t want duck or shrimp creole, he wanted a cheeseburger “because I have diabetes”. So they brought him a cheeseburger and french fries–which he bitched about. Poor Francesca. She started ignoring him too. Too bad he got his bun and wine with the rest of us. Wish I could have excluded him.
We went to the show with the trio and back-up band. They did a medley of 70s tunes. They had a good handle on their geriatric crowd. But dammit, we had music then. Kids today…
We skipped the bar again. I much preferred spending time on the top deck or our private veranda. The lights on the barge traffic were soothing. And it was quiet…
We went to the small cafe on the second deck for breakfast instead of fighting for food in the Main Dining Room. We thought it might be easier. All I wanted was an English muffin and coffee. They brought me a muffin but when I asked for butter and jam (always a Butter Battle!) they assured me it was on the way, then promptly forgot about me. I begged for butter three times before they finally brought it. Then I had to repeatedly beg for jam. The muffin was stone cold at this point. And I hadn’t even gotten to asking for a refill on the coffee. The manager finally noticed that I was getting increasingly unpleasant so we brought a fresh muffin WITH BUTTER AND JAM! Hallelujah! I was so worn out I didn’t even ask for more coffee. There was a room called Perks that provided coffee, cookies (sometimes) and soft serve ice cream. I always got my coffee there.
We toured St. Franceville later that morning. Actually, we just drove through it but we got to see some lovely period churches and homes. We drove past sugar can fields on the way to the next mansion. The guide explained that these fields were only a few months old so the cane was short. In 3 to 5 years the cane would be over my head and ready to be harvested. I’d seen mature cane fields on Maui so this was new to me. The guide also explained where the term Cajun came from. Acadia in Eastern Canada was taken over by the British and the French Acadians refused to turn Protestant. They stayed Catholic so the Brits booted them. They wandered around until they landed in what became Louisiana. They were called Acadians, Acajuns, and finally just Cajuns. They had their own version of French which was taken away; the guvmint insisted they learn English. Cajun French is now being taught in school to keep it alive.
The mansion we toured was called Rosedown. It was built in the 1830s and stayed in the family until the 1950s. It was a beautiful place but the story was sad. The daughters inherited the property and lived in a few rooms on the ground floor. They had an outdoor pump for water. No indoor plumbing or kitchen. The story reminded of the Beauvoir women living in Gray Gardens (is that right?) on Long Island. Grand house but living in poverty. The Rosedown sisters sold eggs to pay the taxes but the house decayed around them. The mansion has been restored and is lovely. Nice tour. We skipped the tour of Angola Prison. I’m sure it was educational but I didn’t want to spend $150 to go to prison. We listened to a lecture on the boat by the “Riverlorian” (his word). He gave an hour lecture about the Mississippi River. Interesting. We took a short nap, then fought the dinner battle. Not only was being served a problem, they expected us to sit at the same tables every night. I enjoyed the two ladies from Falls Church but Horrible Henry from Florida was a trial. We thought we lost him after two nights because he found another table but he showed up like a bad penny the last two evenings. We got really good at ignoring him but I didn’t like being stuck in the same place. Gordon prefers meeting new people and I prefer avoiding people like Horrible Henry. The only good thing about being stuck is they had Gordon’s glass of milk waiting by his plate every evening. I couldn’t get butter to save my life but Gordon always had milk. I should have made HIM ask for butter; we’d probably have gotten it. Anyway, we finished up the evening in the theater. The staff did an hour of Broadway show tunes. They were really good. We skipped going to the bar afterward. Gordon doesn’t drink and I was tired of people.
For some reason the boat didn’t stop at Baton Rouge. We went directly to Natchez. I’ll talk about that later. I’ve written enough.
Gordon and I had to re-schedule our Baltic cruise (again) but we were tired of being locked down in California so we booked a Mississippi cruise. We flew into New Orleans at 3 on a Saturday afternoon. The airport looked brand new and I suppose it had to be re-built after Hurricane Katrina. We took the shuttle to the Hilton and got a running commentary from the driver about how high the water had gotten during Katrina. Recovery from Katrina is still a big topic, especially with the tourists. We all watched it play out on TV. If the USA had a Walk of Disasters, Katrina would probably be included. Anyway, we got to our hotel and checked in with the tour company. We had to take one more COVID test (had to take one three days before the cruise started, I thought all the testing was redundant but the company was probably trying to avoid lawsuits). We took our nap and tried to find someplace for dinner. We tried to get into the Commodore’s Palace in the Garden District but they were booked. Most of the best places were booked because it was graduation weekend and everybody wanted to celebrate. Gordon got on Yelp and we finally managed to get into a highly recommended restaurant called ReBirth. And it was only four blocks from the hotel. We had to eat at the bar but that was fine; I’m more comfortable at a bar. We had four people with us watching the bartender burn something to make a drink. I almost got holes in my shirt but it was interesting. And I’m glad we couldn’t get into the other places because the food was spectacular. We shared gumbo and a salad then we each got our own fish entree. Delicious. I’ll go back if we ever get to NOLA again. We took a short stroll by the river on the way back to the hotel then died. It’d been a long day. The company fed us at the hotel the next morning but then Gordon and I took off on our own. We walked the five blocks to the Cafe du Monde for beignets but the crowd was blocks long. We checked three other beignet places in the French Quarter but all the lines were too long. Even the line in Starbucks on Canal Street was long. We gave up. We took a riding tour of New Orleans at noon. They took us to one of the above-ground graveyards and explained how the plots worked. I’d never seen anything like it. They took us to Lake Pontchartrain and showed where the levee failed. I didn’t know that the levee to the Gulf of Mexico did it’s job, it was the levee to the lake that failed and flooded the town. It’s a huge lake. Looked like an ocean to me. They drove us through the Garden District so we could enjoy the houses. Then they took us to the city park. I’d never heard of it but it’s full of art installations and family attractions. And they took us to a Cafe du Monde without a line! We finally got our cafe au laits and beignets. And they were delicious. The bus got us back in time to catch our boat, the American Countess. We’d been in New Orleans 24 hours and it felt like a month. The boat looked liked a paddlewheel. I don’t think they got much propulsion from the paddle but it looked great. We practiced an emergency drill then they let us go for dinner. And that began my Battle of the Butter. The food was good, the wine selections were great, but they were understaffed And the CDC had some bizarre serving rules that made what staff there were work harder. We were always the last served (seemed like) and nothing came when it should have. If we managed to snag a bun we couldn’t get any butter. I went through a week of begging for butter for my bun. Oh well, it gave me something to bitch about. We skipped the entertainment that night; we were tired. We sat on our veranda and played Huck Finn, watching the river drift by in the moonlight. It was neat.
The next day we went on our first scheduled tour to Nottoway, the South’s largest remaining mansion from the pre-Civil War era. Seemed like all the mansions we saw were built in the late 1850s which didn’t give the owners much time to enjoy them before everything went to hell. They were beautiful buildings and grounds. Enjoyed the tour. Then we took a swamp tour that afternoon. The boat driver called Honeybun, a 17-foot alligator. He slapped the water and held out chicken pieces on the end of a l-o-o-o-ng stick. She’d jump up for her chicken. She was surrounded by lesser gators but she was HUGE and obviously queen. It rained during the tour but that was okay. The driver said we were getting the last of the spring weather. In June it would get hot and the bugs would take over. I’m glad we picked rain over heat and bugs. We saw raccoons (no big deal, we have those in the backyard) and turtles. There was a graveyard dating 100 years ago. He told us about the people buried there and how they made a living in the swamp. He showed us leeches (ish). He also told me about the highway pilings when I asked. The Highway Dept. has to put telephone poles cross-wise on the concrete pilings to keep them from sinking. They have to improvise when they build freeways in Louisiana. I’ve never seen anything like this swamp so it was quite an education. When we got off the boat alligators were hanging around on the river bank next to the tourist shop. I surprised to see cats sleeping within 15 feet of them. The cats don’t seem to worry about the gators. So I didn’t either.
We went back to the American Countess and fought the Battle of the Butter. Then we went to the show. A four-piece combo played jazz for an hour. They were great. Good show. And then to bed. To be continued.
I thought Nomadland would be another social justice bore but I was wrong. It moved me to tears. It’s the story of Fern, a woman who’s lost her husband and her home so she becomes an itinerant worker. She lives in her van and spends summers working at campgrounds in South Dakota and beet fields of Nebraska, and winters in Arizona working for Amazon. She becomes part of a community of gypsies. They have communal dinners and dances. Fern is an educated woman who could probably find full-time employment any time she wants. She’s a lovely person and she has many offers to “come stay with us”. But she prefers the life of a nomad. This is director, Chloe Zhao’s, third movie placed in South Dakota. She seems to love the wide open spaces. She also discovered the Black Hills and the Badlands. She definitely has an affinity for South Dakota and the people there. I was irritated by an article about Zhao written by a New York Liberal. For the life of him he couldn’t understand why Zhao–who’s Chinese but educated in England and the USA–would want to focus on such an “ugly” place and such awful people. Ugly? The Badlands are spectacularly beautiful. As are the Black Hills. Awful people? South Dakotans are lovely, for the most part. Sometimes their niceness gets irritating. Zhao just replied that she was usually the only Chinese in any group of people there but she never felt out of place. Oh, and the mag writer also questioned the gypsy life. He couldn’t understand why they didn’t just take welfare and move into the projects. He obviously doesn’t understand pride, self-reliance, and the dignity of work. The nomads aren’t homeless, they’re turtles. They take their homes with them. They travel from Alaska to California doing seasonal work. And they don’t take handouts. They’re good employees so people are happy to see them; good workers are in short supply. And gypsies don’t have to work all year because they don’t need much. They value their freedom. And I suspect they’d rather enjoy the view of the desert from their RVs than being cooped up in some mega-city project. I found them admirable. I think the movie is a valentine to the American spirit of independence. Frances McDormand is wonderful as Fern. I think she’s a lock for an acting award. Heard a rumor that Nomadland is favored for a Best Picture Oscar. Get no argument from me.
Minari is another mid-America story told from the viewpoint of a Korean immigrant family. The father dreams of being a farmer so he buys property in Arkansas. He and his wife work sexing chicks while he prepares his land for planting. The family is welcomed by the community but the wife wants to go back to California. She doesn’t feel comfortable speaking English and she hates the dilapidated trailer that is the only living space on the farm. And she worries about her son’s health. He has a hole in his heart and he’ll need surgery when he gets older. Basically, this is a story of how tough farming is–but how it feeds the soul. The son’s heart is the allegory for the movie. As he gets closer to nature the hole in his heart heals. Minari is a plant the grandmother brings from Korea. She says it thrives wherever it is planted. It does. Very sweet little movie but more of a mood piece. We have no idea what will come next for the family but I hope they thrive on their farm like the minari does.
Promising Young Women is a revenge movie. Carey Mulligan has certainly grown into a commanding actor. Really good job. The film moves briskly, we’re never bored–shocked in a few places but never bored. I deconstructed the script and would have changed some things to make it more believable but it held my attention.
News of the World takes place after the American Civil War. Tom Hanks plays an ex-Confederate soldier who becomes a newsreader He travels around Texas reading from various papers to a paying audience. He happens on a German immigrant girl who’d been kidnapped by the Kiowa when they killed her parents. The black man who was taking the child to her aunt and uncle was lynched and she was left in his wagon. Hanks takes the girl to the local army official and is told that she’s not the army’s problem. So he decides to take the girl himself. On the way they kill three ex-Confederates who want to buy the child and use her as a sexual slave–boy, those people just wouldn’t work for a living; had to have a slave to work for them. Anyway, that’s enough of the plot. The movie showed how tough life was back then. But no side is all good or all bad. I appreciated the balance. One thing confused me. There’s a scene where a wandering tribe gives the girl a horse–with a Western saddle. Why would they give her a horse? And Kiowa didn’t use saddles, did they? Wait a minute: maybe they gave the girl the horse BECAUSE of the saddle. Being in possession of an army animal would have gotten them killed. Ok, I answered my own question. I like the movie although I didn’t think this was a Tom Hanks role. He’s a great actor but it took me a while to figure out that he was an ex-Confederate, not a Yankee. He’s physicality is against him; needed to be more beaten down. This is more a Sam Elliot part. But the kid was great. It’s a good movie. And it shows that, when it comes to “news”, we’re dependent on the people who present it. We only get what they think will sell. Nothing has changed in 150 years.
Wonder Woman 84 (WW84) was a big budget bomb. You saw the money on the screen but the plot was so convoluted that you didn’t care. I thought Patty Jenkins was better than that. Maybe the ‘suits’ got their mitts on it and, instead of a horse, we got a camel. I don’t understand why Jenkins (she gets a writing credit) went back to 1984. They trash Reagan and the booming economy (when did people having money to spend become a bad thing?) but trashing Reagan just lost them half of their US audience. Jenkins would have done better to go back to WWII and use Hitler as the villain. We can all still agree that Hitler was bad, can’t we? The actors did a good job and you get an explanation for the invisible plane and other WW abilities but I’d wait to rent this one.
Really enjoyed Hillbilly Elegy. It’s a coming of age story. Amy Adams was wonderful–I can’t believe she gained all that weight for the part–but Glenn Close was phenomenal. Life is rough for the transplanted Kentuckians but it’s a hopeful story. I’d pay full price to see this.
Barb: We’re running late but finally got our exterior Christmas decorating done. We had a string of lighted snowflakes that I loved but they died. Actually, they were so tacky even Walmart doesn’t carry them, so we bought some icicle type thingies. More tasteful but less fun. Also had to find a replacement for the Santa on a Ladder. I thought it would be amusing but Santa looked like we lynched him over the porch. Not a good idea for this PC age. I finally found a copy of our old Santa light on Amazon. Cost too much but at least our house doesn’t look like Klan headquarters.
The pandemic stopped our usual activities. No theater, no symphony, can’t go out to eat, can’t travel. Our May Baltic cruise got postponed, all the family and class reunions were cancelled, so we have airfare credits up the wazoo. We’ll use them eventually, but we’re bored. And twitchy. The guvmint tried shutting down the parks so Angeleno’s would be well and truly trapped but we know all the back trails; we took our hikes anyway. We went on a trip in September just to get out of the house—and California. We flew into Denver and stayed at the Brown Palace which is situated in the middle of the city. It was strange going from the 19th century grandeur of the Palace to the surrounding skyscrapers. After dinner and a tour to read about the history of the hotel we went to bed early because there wasn’t anything else to do.
Next day we started early for Wyoming. We had to schlep our suitcases to the parking garage a block away. We thought we’d gotten such a good deal on the hotel, but management made up for that by charging $50 to park. Also got dinged for Wi-Fi. Hampton Inn lets you have it for free. I guess rich people don’t think about this stuff but a schlub like me notices. Anyway, back to Wyoming. I’d forgotten about wide open spaces. It was refreshing after being cooped up in Los Angeles. We stopped to look at the dinosaur exhibits and get info. A lovely little old lady—I should be careful; she was probably my age—told us the best place to eat was at an historic hotel in Cheyenne. I’d been to Cheyenne once 45 years ago during the Frontier Days rodeo. My only memory was getting into a brawl at the Mayflower Bar when a drunk cowboy grabbed me. I went screeching up one side of him and down the other. I think I scared him. Turns out it’s a lovely little town. The referred restaurant was crappy but picturesque. We toured the train depot which houses a museum, a portion of which is dedicated to frontier women. They’re proud that Wyoming was the first state to grant women suffrage. Must have been a bunch of tough women. You’ d have to be to be a pioneer. Gordon found a park with a HUGE train engine, so he was in hog heaven. Then we drove four hours to Devil’s Tower. It’s impressive but we reacted the same way we did to the Grand Canyon. We gazed in awe for five minutes then looked at each other and said, “That was nice. What’s next?” We have short attention spans. We got to Spearfish in two hours, had dinner, and died. It had been a long day.
Next day we relived my youth. We toured Mt. Rushmore and I showed Gordon the back ways where the employee dorms were. We visited the Crazy Horse Monument, and I confessed how we’d sneak up the back way and drink beer in Crazy Horse’s armpit. The Park Rangers would chase us off, and we’d giggle at the “Tree Pigs” as we ran. I’m surprised I got through my youth without an arrest record. Chalk it up to SoDak forbearance. I was delighted at all the wildlife we saw from Needles Highway; buffalo, antelope, deer, big-horn sheep, chipmunks…all the critters I didn’t see in Alaska last year. I was surprised at the traffic. I thought everybody would be home because school was in session. Oh, that’s right—no school. And South Dakota was one of the few places still open for business, so tourists flocked. We wore our masks when requested but other than that we weren’t inconvenienced. And the businesses weren’t going broke.
We visited an old friend in Rapid City (band buddy of Gordon’s, theater buddy of mine) then drove across the state enjoying the public art. We stopped at Chamberlin to get a picture of Dignity and tour the Lewis & Clark museum, then drove to Mitchell to see the Corn Palace. We finally ended up in Brookings where we relived our college days and did a tombstone tour to say “hi” to the relatives. We spent a day in Sioux Falls looking at art and visiting old friends before flying out of Omaha. And we’ve been trapped in our house ever since. We managed to enjoy outdoor dining at favorite restaurants for our anniversary and birthdays, but it’s been quiet. Baseball season is over (the Dodgers won! Yay!) and there’s nothing I like on TV except Masterpiece Theater. I hate most of what I’ve seen on Spectrum and Amazon Prime. I’m ready for this pandemic to be over.
One good thing: I won a National Indie Excellence Award for my second novel, Marianne Moves On. That’ll be great for advertising if I can ever figure out how to do that. I took a class but it’s a discouraging process. Lots of books out there—but I’ve got a gold star! Hope that’s worth something.
The cats are fine. George is fat and 15 but he still manages to keep the critters out of the house. He stopped a coyote who was sniffing at the cat door last night. Good George! He’s like Horatio at the bridge. Grace is 4 and as slim as George is fat. She was brave after the fight. She fluffed up and snarled even though the coyote was gone. She brings in birds, mice, and lizards then lets them go. It’s Gordon’s job to evict the critters. We have an oven mitt dedicated for that purpose.
As usual, I’m in Gordon’s space so I’ll close and have a glass of wine. Maybe that’ll cheer me up. Couldn’t hoit. Have a Happy and a Merry and a ho ho ho.
Gordon: The holidays have been coming and going almost unnoticed, except for all the wonderful things coming out of Barb’s kitchen. With no gotta-do jobs in the pipeline, my LA Conservancy tours shut down and LA on lockdown (again, again – make up your minds, folks), the days tend to blend into one another. Hope I haven’t missed too many Zoom meetings because I forgot to check my calendar in the morning.
I’ve discovered that I’m not an 8-hour sleeper – my circadian rhythms knock me for a loop at about 2 pm for an hour or so, and I’m missing lots of prime-time shows as I go out from 9- 11 pm. Then I’m up for a few hours, sleep about 4, and wake up in time to do my daily walks in the dark around 4 am. Which means I have Elysian Park to myself, aside from the assorted skunk or coyote, and I can carry a mask in case I see anyone within 100 feet. Most mornings, I don’t need it.
Barb’s already covered our one trip, and aside from that, we haven’t done much except look at each other and complain about being bored. We did do a couple of whale watching trips on days when it hit 100 degrees, just to get out of the heat. So far, we’ve seen lots of dolphins and sea lions, but after four trips we still haven’t seen a real whale.
Christmas is looking a lot like Halloween, Thanksgiving, and our birthdays – we’ll eat too much, most of it cooked by Barb or picked up and eaten here. We’re old enough that it’s hard to buy presents that surprise the other, so aside from decorating the tree with all the souvenir ornaments we’ve picked up on our travels and hanging the lights on the house to cheer the neighbors up, we just put the Amazon booty under the tree and don’t bother to wrap it. Not wasting all that wrapping paper sort of offsets the recycling needed for the Amazon boxes, I think…
Our Ocean Cruise is now scheduled for May 2021, and various other reunions/family get-togethers and other functions will probably surface next year, so we can look forward to a vaccinated and (hopefully) reopened year. We hope your year has been healthy, and remind you that this too shall pass. Best wishes for 2021, and keep the faith.
Devil’s Tower
Dignity. They don’t build anything small in South Dakota.
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